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Can't get enough of relentless satire in glorious t-shirt form? I hope that's the case as you are currently perusing our goofy comment tee shirts section here on! Give yourself a pat on the back, you silly goose. If you've been searching for cutting witty tees, you have just struck gold. Here you will find a wide variety of original biting t shirts that are sure to feed your sharp psyche. There is no better way to surprise someone than with the gift of smart witty t shirts. Try it for yourself, and watch their face light up with excitement when they see one of our cutting shirt sayings. Come to think of it, there really is no greater offering than a clever nasty t shirt, especially for someone with a smartass attitude. Go forth thy humorous seeker, and commence shopping our disparaging shirts. We have cutting t-shirt designs for all the friends and family members on your list. Relieve pressure, and break the ice in any situation by wearing one of our ironical tshirts. Let your intellect shine through with any one of our contemptuous t shirts that happens to tickle your fancy. After you have exhausted yourself browsing these wisecracking tops, feel free to shop the remainder of our fun mocking t shirts at!


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Seeking the ideal gift idea for a friend? Purchase a acidulous quote t shirt that totally reflects their personality here at! If they have a favorite shirt color, we can more than likely help you there. Each and every tee is customizable to the point where you choose the shirt color. If the recipient only wears dark shirt colors like asphalt or black, you can more often than not choose those particular colors for any design. Do you have a special friend or relative in your life who happens to have an amazing sense of humor? Show them you have been thinking about them, and present a funny witty t shirt that they willl adore for the rest of their days. As far as fit is concerned, our standard sizes are 100% pre-shrunk cotton. Our premium American Apparel tees are 100% combed cotton, so you can expect some shrinkage to occur after the first wash or two. Scoping our design catalog selection, you are certified to find the smartest sarcasm saying to declare, "Mission completed". We offer a variety of t-shirt sizes, from Youth X-Small all the way up to Adult 3XL t-shirts. Not sure about what size tshirt to order? No problem, dude. Head on over to our size measurement chart, and get yourself some approximate measurements to ensure a comfy fit.

Know someone who doesn't like to wear their trousers? Our With A Shirt Like This Who Needs Pants? t-shirt will hit their personality mark like an arrow to the bullseye. It also works wonders on little kids who refuse to cooperate in the common act of wearing slacks. Have a buddy that's starting to lose his hair? Forget that Rogaine crap! It sounds like he's a candidate to buy our Who Needs Hair With A Body Like This t-shirt. Making fun of oneself is a surefire method to cue a round of laughs when you're hanging out with friends and family. Are you the type of person who thinks that they are smarter than everyone else? Why not slip into our I Refuse To Engage In A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person t-shirt. Let your stance be known in advance before others decide to waste your time, right? Do you have an intelligent friend who wears the same shirt every single day of their lives? Our I Wear This Shirt Periodically t shirt is a superb idea for any smart-ass science geek or periodic table fanatic.

Are you a music snob who is always one step ahead of your friend's in knowing the latest bands? Say it in t-shirt form with our I Listen To Bands That Don't Exist Yet t-shirt. Then you can go around asking people if they've heard of the Dongy Wongy Collective or the Neon Cyclopes Trio. Aren't they from Amsterdam? :) Do you get off on saying things that absolutely make no sense whatsoever? You'll love our Free Contradictions ($5.00) t-shirt. Sounds like a pretty good deal if you ask me. Want to take it a step further? You are entering psychedelic stupidity with our My Favorite Number Of The Alphabet Is Blue t-shirt. A double-take is likely from onlookers as they digest the amount of randomization. Do you have vegan friends that get on your case about eating meat? They will love our spot-on Save A Cow Eat A Vegan t shirt. It will surely "moo" them to tears. Sarcastic tees for all here at!

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