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"Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock" T-Shirt

Item Description:
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and—as it always has—rock crushes scissors. 100% cotton t-shirt with screen print ("Heather Grey" & "Slim-Fit Khaki" are cotton blends). Need to see our Size Chart?
 
Tee Colors (Click color to preview):
Red Heather
Burgundy Khaki
Asphalt Light Blue Gold
Green  
Black Dark Green  

Regular Price: $25.99
$ 20.99


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"Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock" Hoodie

Item Description:
50% cotton / 50% polyester hooded sweatshirt with screen print. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double-lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband.
 
Tee Colors (Click color to preview):
Black Gold
Burgundy Brown
Red  
Heather  

Regular Price: $44.99
$ 39.99


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"Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock" Tote Bag

Item Description:
100% cotton tote with screen print. 22" inch handles. Actual tote size is 15" inches x 16" inches.
 
Tote Colors (Click color to preview):
Black
Red

Regular Price: $22.99
$ 19.99


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