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"It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again" T-Shirt
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin T-Shirt
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Item Description:
Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose! Now it places the lotion in the basket. 100% cotton t-shirt with screen print ("Heather Grey" & "American Apparel Khaki" are cotton blends). Need to see our Size Chart?
 
Tee Colors (Click color to preview):
Burgundy Royal Blue
Gold Dark Green
Green Light Blue
Khaki  
Asphalt    

Regular Price: $32.99
On Sale: $ 24.99


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"It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again" Hoodie
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Hoodie
Item Description:
50% cotton / 50% polyester hooded sweatshirt with screen print. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double-lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband.
 
Tee Colors (Click color to preview):
Black
Gold
 

Regular Price: $59.99
On Sale: $ 49.99


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"It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose Again" Tote Bag
It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin Tote Bag
Item Description:
100% cotton tote with screen print. 22" inch handles. Actual tote size is 15" inches x 16" inches.
 
Tote Colors (Click color to preview):
Black
 
 

Regular Price: $32.99
On Sale: $ 24.99


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